Top Ten Reasons You Need a New Ceiling Fan

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8.) Not all brass is making a comeback. If it was around during the Truman Administration, it’s time for an update.

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7.) It’s your cat’s favorite toy.

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6.) It’s your dog’s favorite toy.

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5.) If the blades droop any further, they’ll be touching the floor.

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4.) It’s starting to look like the stuff nightmares are made of and you’re afraid to go to sleep at night.

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3.) You painted your walls neon orange and green so that no one would notice your ceiling fan.

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2.) Your fan stopped working five years ago and now it functions as your clothes hanger.

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1.) And, the Number 1 reason you need a new ceiling fan? Because it’s a crime scene. 

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