HELLO! MY NAME IS LEVON DC

On my last job I felt like something was up; apparently the feds were on my tail the whole time. I got involved in a shoot-out—luckily no one got seriously hurt.  I took a hit to the arm, but it actually turned out to be a pretty cool scar.  The feds got me and I’m finally set to be released in late May or June.  They keep saying that they know about my offshore accounts that I set up with the money I stole—I swear I spent it all on my damn attorney.

Anyway, I’m going to come out a changed man so I can be there for my family.  Here is a list of who I’ve become:

• Brushed nickel with brushed nickel blades,
• Six forward and reverse speeds (been hitting the weights),
• 18 watt LED bulb: Lumens: 1,300, color temp: 3,000, and CRI 80,
• 63” blades, and
• I come damp rated.

Stay tuned as I’m going to make even more changes when I come out in a few months.  This feels like a new start; I can’t wait to show all of my old friends and family how much I’ve changed.  Dad, if you’re reading this, I’m going to make you proud!