Hello! My Name is Beckwith

6.)    I’ve been told I’m not the brightest bulb in the box, but I take offense to that on the grounds that I have four 43-watt E12 halogen base bulbs. According to my calculations, this exceeds genius IQ by about 12 points.

7.)    There are only 2 colors in my closet, brushed nickel and oil-rubbed bronze.  What? They look good on me!

8.)    My last relationship was with a smart device, but I had to break it off because she was super controlling.  Although I will admit that I like a lady that can take a charge.[i]

9.)    Some people say they only have one speed, but I’m not ashamed to admit that I have three; high, medium and low.

10.) I’m afraid of thunder and absolutely hate the rain. I’ve been told it’s because I’m only suitable for dry locations, whatever that means?

 

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