Hello there, my name is Levon DC, sometimes pronounced Lēvon. I don’t like when people mispronounce my name, but it happens all the time. My father, Tom Frampton, named me after Leavenworth Prison. Yes, that’s right, I was named after a prison. Thanks a lot dad.
I guess it was destiny that I would end up a trouble maker. At first, I would just do small stick ups here and there, you know, so I could get by and feed my family. A few years ago I started robbing banks. I was great at it! I went coast to coast wearing different disguises. I thought they were working, but my face ended up on the FBI Most Wanted list.
On my last job I felt like something was up; apparently the feds were on my tail the whole time. I got involved in a shoot-out—luckily no one got seriously hurt. I took a hit to the arm, but it actually turned out to be a pretty cool scar. The feds got me and I’m finally set to be released in late May or June. They keep saying that they know about my offshore accounts that I set up with the money I stole—I swear I spent it all on my damn attorney.
Anyway, I’m going to come out a changed man so I can be there for my family. Here is a list of who I’ve become:
- Brushed nickel with brushed nickel blades,
- Six forward and reverse speeds (been hitting the weights),
- 18 watt LED bulb: Lumens: 1,300, color temp: 3,000, and CRI 80,
- 63” blades, and
- I come damp rated.
Stay tuned as I’m going to make even more changes when I come out in a few months. This feels like a new start; I can’t wait to show all of my old friends and family how much I’ve changed. Dad, if you’re reading this, I’m going to make you proud!
